101 ways to get kicked out of WalMart

November 07: 101 ways to get kicked out of WalMart. There are ongoing forums that are so funny to follow, really. One has this topic "101 ways to get kicked out of WalMart." If you read what people posted, you can't help but laugh. People always make fun of the giant WalMart.
Few I found:

- Walk in wearing a chicken costume and harass people

- Jump into someones cart and scream push me push me!

- Play tag in the store- Put condoms in random shopping carts.

- Yell in the loud speaker " All the produce, dairy items, and any edible snacks and food have rat poop in it. Go to Target instead!

- Hide in the clothes rack and jump out and scare people

- Pee in the fish tanks

- When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?"

- When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "No, no! It's those voices again!"

- While no one's watching quickly switch the men's and women's signs on the doors of the rest room.

- Get a stuffed animal and go to the front of the store and begin stroking it lovingly, saying "Good girl, good Bessie."

Now what ways do have in mind that will kick you out of Walmart?
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